I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
