i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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