i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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