I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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