I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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