Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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