Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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