O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It's blow job season.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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