he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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