So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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