I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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