A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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