whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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