so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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