I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Can I color on your dick again?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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