Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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