He is an equal opportunity slut.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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