Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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