I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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