they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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