actually, I'm a sock model
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Randomize
