Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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