redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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