i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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