she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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