Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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