How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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