Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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