that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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