the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I party with great urgency now.
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