How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
did you just send me my own nude
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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