She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
