you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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