i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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