If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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