I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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