we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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