He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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