Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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