She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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