is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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