at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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