Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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