she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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