I will die if light touches me.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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