DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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