I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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