West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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