Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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