I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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